Plush and Blood : The Forum :: Discworld rp in chat

~MissyZoe~ · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:34 pm Post subject:

[Not sure if I should break this into seperate parts... D: So I'll just clump it together.]

Wrincewind: pst! http://wrincewind.deviantart.com/
Muse: ahh, so that's.... later than I'm ever on....
Muse: psst! I already sawed it.
Wrincewind: D=
Wrincewind: criminal damage! D= VANDAL!
Wrincewind: sacking rome!
Tinder: *pokes wrince* so where am i? XP
Muse: yeah! Where are we?
Wrincewind: somewhere in england?
Wrincewind: and half an hour north west of... place...
Wrincewind: in a library...
Muse: brb.
Muse: (it's called ''Hartford'')
Wrincewind: what a coincidence!
Wrincewind: i'm a few miles from hartfordshire.
Muse: what is?
Muse: ah... cool.
[ Wisefox has entered ]
Muse: yo, Foxman.
Wisefox: Hey muse ^^
[ Masterweaver has entered ]
Wisefox: Hello ^^
Muse: yo, Weave
Wrincewind: hi fox, weaver.
Wrincewind: ... *sudden baaaaaad feeling*
Masterweaver: I'm foxweaver now?
Wisefox: I just arrived too.
Wisefox: ^^
Wisefox: Hence the comma.
Masterweaver: Alright, which of you turned me into a fox?
Muse: NO ONE!
Wrincewind: yet.
Wisefox: ^^
Masterweaver: Then what's this?
Muse: brb
Masterweaver: *Holds up tail*
[ Tinder has left ][ quit ]
Wrincewind: that...
Wisefox: It's called Wrince was lazy and greeted us at the same time.
Wrincewind: looks rather like my tail.
Masterweaver: Oh.
Wrincewind: *tugs* gerrof. D:
Masterweaver: Please don't tack it to my rear end anymore.
[ Tinder has entered ]
Wrincewind: i didn't...
Masterweaver: *Let's go*
Wrincewind: *grammar nazi steals masterweaver's additional
apostrophe*
Masterweaver: So, how'd the RP go?
Wisefox: What RP?
Wrincewind: wgat RP?
Masterweaver: The...one I forced you to host...
Wrincewind: the one you asked me to host, then left?
Wrincewind: never started it.
Wisefox: ^^
Masterweaver: Oh.
Wrincewind: what'd be the point, without you here, eh?
Masterweaver: Let's start it then!
Wisefox: What?
Masterweaver: I'm ready for some RPness.
Muse: back... now what's going on?
Masterweaver: We're forcing Wrince to host an RP.
Tinder: we are
Tinder: ?
Wrincewind: no, if you were forcing me, i'd decline.
Wisefox: I think not. ^^
Masterweaver: Okay....
Wrincewind: you're asking me. or possibly begging. =P
Muse: are we politely requesting it?
Wrincewind: perfect. XD
Masterweaver: We are aggressivly negotiating an RP with Wrince as the
host.
Muse: ooh, good diplo-speak.
Masterweaver: Ignore the knifes, please.
Masterweaver: But not the fox fork.
Wrincewind: i have a knife at your throat, you a knife at my stomach.
Wrincewind: look further down, and you'll find i have won, sir.
Masterweaver: I'm a robe.
Muse: ... dune reference?
Wrincewind: /paraphrase of a parody
Wrincewind: 'you ... really are no gentleman.'
Masterweaver: Kind of pointless to cut a robe's throat...
Masterweaver: Not saying I don't have one.
Wrincewind: you'd be suprised at the damage i can inflict...
Masterweaver: It's more of a neckline, really.
Wrincewind: could you survive having your atoms torn apart and turned
into energy?
Wrincewind: ... i could power a toaster for a billion years on you! =D
Masterweaver: Don't know.
Masterweaver: Never happened before.
Masterweaver: RP pleasness?
Muse: pour favore?
Wrincewind: hm... let's see now.
Masterweaver: In light of your sheer awesomness?
Wrincewind: to make it simple, limit to three species: troll, dwarf and
human.
Muse: awwmnhh...
Muse: I call Human.
Masterweaver: Oh, we're going Ankh then?
Wrincewind: it's a well established world that i'm familiar with. so yes.
Masterweaver: Gargoyle.
Masterweaver: Sub-species of troll.
Wrincewind: gargolyes don't walk around.
Wrincewind: they hang around on rooftops... not too useful for a RP.
Muse: could we hold off on the RPing for like five minutes?
Wrincewind: good of you to know that, though. have a gold star.
Wrincewind: oh, surer.
Muse: I have to go do something.
Masterweaver: Kayo.
Muse: cool... BRB...
[ Muse has left ][ quit ]
Masterweaver: *Sighs*
Masterweaver: o gargoyles then?
Masterweaver: Tinder, you in?
Wrincewind: not really. no, no gargoyles.
Tinder: nah not me
Masterweaver: Hmmm....
Wrincewind: http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Trolls
Wrincewind: http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Human
Wrincewind: http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Dwarfs
Masterweaver: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_%28Discworld%29
Masterweaver: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarfs_%28Discworld%29
Wrincewind: i'm helping you make a decision as to speceis. =P
Wrincewind: and i have read all the books, so, yeah.
Masterweaver: Maybe half-elf...
Masterweaver: Nah.
Wrincewind: those crazy nutters?
Wrincewind: no, i don't think so. trying to keep it reasonably simple
here...
Wrincewind: ... }.} *will go and find his mapp of ankh morpork in a few
minutes*
Masterweaver: Gargoyle!
Masterweaver: Okay, I'm thinking.
Wrincewind: veto'd. no gargoles. no elves. no feegles.
Masterweaver: Hmmm....
Masterweaver: Hmmmmmmmm....
Wrincewind: *roll* just be a human already.
Masterweaver: Nah, I'll go troll.
Wrincewind: okay. want to bother with keeping it in speech?
Masterweaver: I'll try.
Wrincewind: Dat's a good li'l Troll. *beams*
Masterweaver: Troll with clockwork cooling hat, mind,
[ Muse has entered ]
Masterweaver: Detrius started a fad.
Muse: yo. I'm back.
Wrincewind: ah? where did you get that from?
Wrincewind: hi muse.
Masterweaver: Mena at Arms?
Muse: great book.
Wrincewind: i know, but that was unique. where did you, in specific, get
it?
Wrincewind: by the way, this'll be your first day in the city.
Masterweaver: Oh.
Wrincewind: literally, fresh off the cart.
Muse: what'd I miss?
Wrincewind: we're talking about a discworld RP still. :3
Masterweaver: In that case, it was made by my mother as a parting gift.
Masterweaver: She's heard about heat.
Muse: OK. so it's still on?
Wrincewind: tell you what, you can try and buy one when you get in the
city.
Wrincewind: yeah, it's still on.
Masterweaver: Alright.
Wrincewind: wanna play, muse?
Muse: OK. I'm a human... erm... and I want to sign up for the watch.
Wrincewind: heh, I don't need to know that... i guess.
Wrincewind: *shrug* arright, another for the apple cart.
Wrincewind: if you're generic american, you can be from the Sto Plains...
they farm cabbages
Wrincewind: and not much else.
[ MissyZoe has entered ]
Muse: ZOE!!!
Wrincewind: hi zoe! ^^
MissyZoe: Hii~!
Masterweaver: And Zoe will be a dwarf.
Wrincewind: we're prepairing for a cool RP thing.
Muse: *tacklehugs the werewolf*
MissyZoe: D:
Masterweaver: Just becuase.
Muse: we can.
Wrincewind: we don't NEED a dwarf...
MissyZoe: I wanna be a werewolf...
Wrincewind: sure.
Muse: they do exist on the disc....
Masterweaver: HOLD IT!
MissyZoe: }};; Do I HAVE to Rp?
Muse: what?
Wrincewind: nope.
Masterweaver: No gargoyles, but weres?
Muse: but we'd like it...
Wrincewind: we'll be moving into another room.
Wrincewind: gargoles = do not leave roofs.
MissyZoe: XDD
Masterweaver: Not true.
Wrincewind: fine.
Wrincewind: specifically, 'rarely seen below first floor level.'
Masterweaver: Gargoyles are not comfortable under roofs, but they do
leave.
Masterweaver: Oh.
Wrincewind: english first floor, second floor american.
Masterweaver: Well alright.
Wrincewind: =P
Muse: oh! if that's the case... I want to... be the same as I said...
Wrincewind: good. X3
Muse: or, no... I work for the clacks
Wrincewind: working, or worked?
Masterweaver: We love to torture our little muse.
Wrincewind: ]or want to work?
Masterweaver: We shall make him a greebochild.
Muse: ... *thinks* DO work...
Wrincewind: you can't make anyone do anything they don't want to,
weaver.
Muse: transferred to the city from the plains.
Masterweaver: His father shall be Greebo the feline.
Masterweaver: I know.
Muse: or greedo...
Masterweaver: I'm joking.
Wrincewind: not really all that funny...
[ Drakel has entered ]
Muse: yo, Drake.
Wrincewind: hi drake. come to join us?
Masterweaver: Which room do you propose?
Muse: we're gonna do a discworld RP
Wrincewind: 2, once we're all set up.
Wisefox: One that's not this one.
Wrincewind: yep, room 2.
Masterweaver: The rooms aren't numbered...
Wrincewind: the second one down the list? =P
MissyZoe: SNEAK ATTACK!!! *Jumps on Drake's back*
Muse: 2? is that rpging or more rpgingness?
Wrincewind: there are three rooms, it's hardly possible to get confused.
Masterweaver: More RPG'ingness?
Wrincewind: the middle room. =P
Muse: OK.
Muse: so more rpgingness, then.
Masterweaver: I shall set up the pawn board of doom.
[ Masterweaver has left ][ left the room ]
Muse: oh, dear....
Wrincewind: well, are we read... oh.
Drakel: (sorry had to disappear right as I logged in)
Muse: I guess he';s gone there already.
Drakel: waugh! *tackled*
Wrincewind: [=/
Wrincewind: ]
Muse: I'm going there, too...
[ Muse has left ][ left the room ]
MissyZoe: Surprised

[ you have entered room More... RPG'ingness]
[ MissyZoe has entered ]
Wrincewind1: it's noot actually starting just yet... x.x i have to type out
a page of writing
Wrincewind1: shouldn't be more than a couple of minutes. }]
Wrincewind1: * }.}
Masterweaver: 'What is dis?'
Masterweaver: Whitespace.
Masterweaver: 'Ah. Explains da white.'
Muse: *looks around at the Troll, seemingly talkng to itself* umm, are
you speaking t
Muse: o me?
Wrincewind1: [not that we've started yet, or anything... oh, sod it....]
Masterweaver: 'I's talking to dt robe over-'
Wrincewind1: *you are all on the back of a lumber coach. it has been a
long journey, and thus
Masterweaver: 'Oh. He's gone.'
Drakel: *lumbers over, red hot coals seemingly burning behind his eyes
and mouth,
Muse: ((we'll just stand around, babbling in character...))
Drakel: his great stone body making heavy thudding steps*
Wrincewind1: far, you have hardly spoken a word. having just arrived
into the city...
Masterweaver: *Feldspar looks around*
Wrincewind1: you decide to sit inside the coach a while.
Wrincewind1: [feldspar?]
Wrincewind1: 'scuse me.
Muse: ((I think it sounds good))
Masterweaver: [So his name's Feldspar!]
[ Wrincewind has entered ]
[ you have entered room More... RPG'ingness]
Masterweaver: [Huzzah!]
Muse: ((Mine's gonna be Jak))
Wrincewind1: [ah, right. deviating slightly from the normal naming...
Wrincewind1: ]
Masterweaver: [Feldspar is a rock]
Muse: ((well, Muse sounds a little un-disc-ish))
Masterweaver: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feldspar
Masterweaver: *Feldspar sees Jak*
MissyZoe: [I's a playing now]
Drakel: (Mine is Mr. Pump... Pump 15 to be exact))
Masterweaver: *Feldspar internally narates jak's appearance*
Muse: *waves at Feldspar, grins*
Masterweaver: *Feldspar waves back*
[ Wrincewind1 has left ][ left the room ]
Masterweaver: *Wave accidentally hits Zoe's character over the head*
Muse: *is pleasantly surprised by the troll's friendliness*
Muse: *winces in sympathy*
MissyZoe: *Sitting in the back, looking rather human*
Wrincewind: [busy typing something elsewhere, will let you get to know
eachother etc. =P]
Drakel: *walks up behind Feldspar and stands there silently*
Masterweaver: [Zoe, trolls are made of rock]
Muse: ((OK, SAo I'm Jak, A human. I work for the Clacks, and I'm being
transferred
Muse: from the Sto Plains, to Ankh-Morpork))
Masterweaver: [I'm Feldspar. Akh's great, except for the heat, so I need
to get a clockwork
Masterweaver: hat fast]
Muse: ((what's that do?))
Wrincewind: [it's high summer, right now... so high, it's positively
stinking.]
MissyZoe: *Hit over the head and knocked over a bit* Hey! *Growls at
Feldspar*
Wrincewind: [cools a troll's brain, makes them able to think faster.]
Drakel: [XD]
Masterweaver: 8Feldspar looks at girl human*
Muse: ((cool.))
Masterweaver: 'Sorry, miss.'
MissyZoe: [Sorry if I take a while to type... I'm half awake]
Wrincewind: [as it is, he's stuck at the level of 'me like rock, rock good.',
give or take.]
Masterweaver: 'Didn't sees you.'
MissyZoe: *Rubs head* It's alright, don't do it again though.
Muse: *slides over to sit near Zoe* Are you alright?
Muse: I have a bandage in my bag, here, if you would like it...
Masterweaver: *Feldspar finally notices mr. pump*
Masterweaver: 'Whos you?'
Drakel: I Am Mister Pump
MissyZoe: I'm perfectly fine, but thank you. *Head was bleeding slightly,
but is better*
Muse: wow... head wounds usually bleed more than that...
MissyZoe: You would be surprised... ^^
Masterweaver: *Feldspar nods at Mr Pump*
Muse: I suppose, but there was this one time, where I fell off the tower
a while back.
Masterweaver: *Feldspar turns back to the humans*
Muse: I had my safety line on, but I whacked my noggin something
fierce, and I was
Muse: bleeding for a few hours.
MissyZoe: Oh my. That sounds painful...
Muse: ehh, my head might as well be made of iron.
Masterweaver: 'Scuse me. whos yous'
Masterweaver: ?
Muse: me? I'm Jak Frances, Clacks operator extaordinare, and you are?
*extends hand*
Masterweaver: *Attempts to shkae hand gingerly*
Masterweaver: 'I's Feldspar.*
Muse: *takes gentle crushing in stride*
Muse: pleased to meet you.
Drakel: *merely stands there looking inanimate*
Masterweaver: *Ends handshake*
Muse: *discreetly rubs hand on pants*
Masterweaver: 'Jak, dis is Mr Pump.'
Masterweaver: 'Mr pump, dis is Jak.'
Muse: *nods at Mr. Pump* pleased to meet you, sir.
Muse: *turns to Zoe* and, I don't think I caught youre name...?
Drakel: *nods to Jak*
MissyZoe: Oh, my name is Zoey Mamora...
Muse: ah, a lovely name *kisses her hand*
MissyZoe: Or Missy Mamora... Or Zeeldria...Which ever you prefer...
Muse: Zeeldria, hmm? what's the origin of that one?
MissyZoe: Something strange my mother thought of...
Masterweaver: 'Hello, Zeedral...Zedrial...Zoe.'
Muse: ahh, yes... Mothers. Mine called me Mikey. I have no clue why...
Drakel: *portrays a look of confusion... ... without moving his face at all*
Masterweaver: *Looks out of cart*
MissyZoe: My mother always called me Missy... ^^
Muse: yes, that seems appropriate.
Masterweaver: 'Dis is da road to ankh morepork, right?'
Drakel: Yes It Is Mr. Feldspar
Muse: *stutters* for a child...
Masterweaver: 'Whens we ganna gets there?'
Masterweaver: Gonna*
MissyZoe: Soon... I think... Hopefully... Maybe...
Muse: Fairly soon, I hope... My... posterior is aching from this coach.
Masterweaver: 'Posterity?'
Drakel: Well It Depends... Do You Need Air To Function?
Masterweaver: *Looks at Mr Pump as though he has said a really
stup[id thing*
Muse: no.. my... rear, you will. *looks at Zoe* pardon my crudeness...
Masterweaver: 'What that got to do wit it?'
MissyZoe: You are excused...
Muse: many thanks.
Muse: ... *twiddles thumbs*
Drakel: If You Did Not Need Air We Could Have Taken A Shortcut
Masterweaver: [How do you record RP sessions in chat?]
Drakel: But It Would Not Be A Wise Decision I Believe
Muse: ((Cut and paste into MS Word))
Masterweaver: [Oh. Mr Pump is a golem?]
Muse: ((yup.))
Wrincewind: [i'm getting it all.]
Masterweaver: [I'm so out of the loop.]
Masterweaver: *Watches Jak twiddle thumbs*
Masterweaver: *Attempts to mimic*
Masterweaver: *Manages it*
Wrincewind: [i'll be with you in a second, really...]
Muse: *is amused by Feldspar's mimicry.*
Muse: ((OK...))
Drakel: ((wait... am I in the coach? oO))
Muse: ((ems to be...))
Drakel: ((maybe hanging on the back of it...
Wrincewind: [yeah, sorry... you are. it's almost arrived... or walking
alongside it.]
Masterweaver: [You're pulling the coach]
Muse: ((perhaps... or it's got TARDIS tech to make it bigger inside))
[ you have entered room More... RPG'ingness]
Drakel: (huh I guess pulling it would make sense)
Wrincewind1: [that was inconvenient. -.-]
Muse: ((I've got paint all over my hands... D: )
Masterweaver: [it's got a troll, it has to be big.]
[ Wrincewind has entered ]
[ you have entered room More... RPG'ingness]
[ Wrincewind1 has left ][ left the room ]
Muse: ((do you have 2 computers or summat?))
Wrincewind: [yes, but i'm using two windows here.]
Muse: ((oh...))
Drakel: (wrince.. am I inside the coach? Pulling it? or hanging on the
back?)
Drakel: (or somewhere completely different?)
Wrincewind: [pulling it. *shrug*
Muse: *rummages in bag* gee, where'd that sandwich go? *finds
sandwich* ah!
Masterweaver: *Looks at sandwich*
Muse: anyone care for some? it's a ham and cheese.
Drakel: *clicks the harness tighter and continues pulling the coach down
the road
Masterweaver: 'Not dat tasty lookin.'
Drakel: towards Ankh*
Muse: well, you know, polite to ask, and all...
MissyZoe: *Looks at sandwhich, then looks at the bag in her lap* I
think I am good for the
MissyZoe: ride.
Muse: OK. *noms, heartily*
Drakel: ~stomp... stomp... stomp...stomp...stomp~
Wrincewind: *you are now approaching the city gates*
MissyZoe: *Pokes at her bag*
Masterweaver: *Felspar sees the Everybody welcome sign*
Muse: Look! *points* Ankh-Morpork!!!
Muse: ((heh... ''It's only a model''))
Wrincewind: *coming in from sto lat, the hubwards gate shows the
pratricians palace in the
Masterweaver: [Sush.]
Drakel: *stops suddenly in front of the gates letting the cart rolls to a
stop... by
Drakel: slamming into him*
Muse: *oof*
Wrincewind: distance. Upper broadway, however, is currently filled with
markets. the coach
Wrincewind: driver stands by the back, and yells at the group of
passengers*
Wrincewind: arright, here we are! go to your wide futures an' all that
lot!!
Wrincewind: now gerroff! i gotta get this wood delivered in two hours!
Masterweaver: 'Tanks for da ride.'
Muse: *disembarks* thank you sir.
Masterweaver: *Gets out*
Drakel: *unlatches the harness and lets it drop to the ground* My
Contract Is Up For
Drakel: Today
Masterweaver: 'Wheres can I finds clockwork hats?'
MissyZoe: Thank you kindly. *Climbs out of the coach*
Wrincewind: yeah, yeah, i know. i'll have to get some ox around the
slaughtermarkets...
Wrincewind: clockwork hats? this is ankh-morpork! go have a look in
those markets.
Muse: ((bugger. I'm needed... I'll just be following Weave quietly...
BRB.))
MissyZoe: [Kay]
[ Lexxors has entered ]
Wrincewind: *the truck driver calls over some friends, who begin to
unload the truck...
MissyZoe: [Hii Lexi~!]
Drakel: *follows the group with slow trundling steps*
Lexxors: [Hola Lovely!]
Wrincewind: they push you aside. missyzoe stumbles into a rather odd,
quite young looking
Drakel: (hello Lexi)
Wrincewind: wizard*
Wrincewind: [that's lexi, by the way.]
Lexxors: *squeaks, bumping into Zoe* OH!! *stares with wide eyes*
Sorry, sorry!!
Masterweaver: *Feldspar shrugs*
Masterweaver: 'Das alright.'
Masterweaver: 'Shes wit me.'
MissyZoe: *Stumbles forward and bumps into Lexi* Oh my dear, I am
sorry...
Lexxors: *a small pebble on the ground poofs into a weed*
Masterweaver: *This is a practically genius move for the troll!*
Lexxors: *glares down at it* =.=;;
MissyZoe: I didn't see you there... *Glares at the unpacker guys*
Lexxors: It's... it's fine! *nods and looks up at them too*
Masterweaver: *Walks up to Lexi*
Wrincewind: a nearby merchant yells at feldspar* HOT SHALE! gettit
here! still fresh!
MissyZoe: Well, I must be on my way. Good day to you both. *Rushes
into the crowd and
Masterweaver: 'Yous know where clockwork hats are?'
MissyZoe: disapears*
Lexxors: *looks at Feldspar, rubbing my arms and looking lost* Erm.. N
-no sir...
Wrincewind: *many other voices can be heard:*eye of newt, four
dollars a pound!
Lexxors: I'm new... *stares meekly, suttering*
Wrincewind: fresh rat! onna stick! meat pies, gettem while they're hot!
Drakel: Follow Me Mister Feldspar
Masterweaver: *Feldspar ponders this*
Masterweaver: *Feldspar nods*
Lexxors: *while he ponders, slowly moves out of his way*
Masterweaver: 'Yous come with me and mr PPum, kay?'
Drakel: *begins walking through the crowd easily... as the people part
to the side*
Masterweaver: *Follows Mr Pump*
Lexxors: Erm... yes sir... *scampers after Feldspar, looking uncertain*
Muse: Erm, Mr. Pump, I wonder if you could tell me how to reach the
clacks office
Muse: from here?
Wrincewind: *the group is beset on all sides by merchants as they
make their way*
Masterweaver: *Feldspar finally notes Lexi's fear*
Muse: *is strongly tempted to buy some stuff, but steels his resolve,
and follows*
Lexxors: *inches away from the merchants, fiddling with my clothing*
Masterweaver: 'Don't worry. Is not gonna hurt yous.'
Drakel: *stops in front of a half hidden stall* Here Are Your Clockwork
Hats
Wrincewind: *the storekeeper, a rather glum looking dwarf, brightens
noticibly as he sees
Lexxors: *nods up at Feldspar, still uncertain* Y-yes... yes siir...
Masterweaver: 'Tanks.'
Wrincewind: the troll. his stall is filled with many contraptions: toy
soldiers, crossbows,
MissyZoe: [Lottsa thunder going on, if I leave, that is why]
Masterweaver: *Feldspar picks up a hat and puts it on*
Wrincewind: and a selection of clockwork hats.* hello! hello good sir,
would you like a hat?
Muse: ((we'll miss you if you do))
Masterweaver: ''hmmm.'
Wrincewind: that's a nice model, only twenty dollars, a real steal sir, a
REAL steal!
Lexxors: [Indeed!]
Masterweaver: *Feldspar decides*
Wrincewind: notice the ajustable flaps on the side, for when you really
need to think...
Masterweaver: *Hands over twenty dollars*
Masterweaver: 'Tanks for da hat.'
Lexxors: *messes with a toy soldier, a tiny smile spreading on my face*
Aww...
Wrincewind: *the money banishes* pleasure doing business with you!
Wrincewind: oh, i made that myself, it's a real work of craft, miss, yours
today for just
Wrincewind: five dollars!
Muse: *notices Lexi playing, Grins* clever item, that...
Drakel: *turns to Jak* Follow The Wall Turnwise, Cross the River, Past
The Last Gate
Muse: OK, erm... wait what's today?
Drakel: Is The Tump, a Big Hill, There You Will Find The Clacks Tower,
Unmistakable
Masterweaver: 8Feldspar realizes he's going to need a job*
Wrincewind: [today is tuesday, the twenty fifth of grune.]
Muse: ah, thank you...
Muse: ((No, I'm asking in the game))
Wrincewind: [and no-one would tewll you, so... =P]
Masterweaver: [Yes, well.]
Drakel: Today Is Tuesday Mister Jak
Lexxors: Five dollars!! *smiles a bit wider, digging through a small
pouch hanging from
Lexxors: my wrist*
Muse: Ah... well... I'm.. er.. I'm not due there for another day...
MissyZoe: [Oooh... Full moon tonight... I almost forgot... :3]
Drakel: [yaaaaaaaay]
Masterweaver: [What?]
Muse: *heh.. *rubs back of head, as an embarrased grin spreads over
face*
Masterweaver: [Then you should have been a wolf! I think..]
Lexxors: *hands the shopkeeper five 1's and nods* Thank you sir!
MissyZoe: [Never mind... :3]
Wrincewind: [no, only direct exposure to full moon triggers it.]
Wrincewind: [otherwise, it's always optional.]
Masterweaver: [Got it.]
Wrincewind: *the shopkeep takes the five fat sequin sized coins and
pockets them* thank ye,
Wrincewind: missy! would you like me to write your name on it? just a
dollar extra.
Lexxors: *blinks, almost turned around* Erm... *looks at the soldier*
Muse: heh.. Missy... that's the girl who rode in with us, not this one...
Masterweaver: *Feldspar places a gentl but massive hand on her
shoulder*
Masterweaver: 'I tink wes got to be going.'
Wrincewind: [missy as a generic name for a gel. =P]
Masterweaver: 'Need to find a room fo ta night.'
Muse: ((I know..))
Lexxors: *shudders and jumps at the large hand, the toy soldier
poofing into a bird and
Lexxors: flapping wildly*
Wrincewind: ack! *the dwarf ducks, his helmet sticking just over the
table*
Masterweaver: [Paranoia, big destroya!]
Muse: that... was odd...
Lexxors: Oh no!! *squeals and lets the bird loose, wide eyed*
Masterweaver: 'Youse shoud replace hers soldier.'
Muse: brb
Masterweaver: 'Dat one was defct... de... bad.'
Lexxors: I'm... I'm so sorry!! *apologizing to both the dwarf and
Feldspar*
Wrincewind: sorry, not my problem.
Wrincewind: if you want another one, you'll have to buy it.
Lexxors: *fishes out another 5 dollars and places it softly on the
counter*
Drakel: *places a large hand on the Dwarfs counter* It Was Defective
Drakel: You Will Replace It
Lexxors: No no... it's okay...
Lexxors: I... I can pay...
Muse: yeah, you said you made it...
Wrincewind: it wasn't defective! she magicked it!
Muse: *puts hand on Lexi's shoulder* you don't pay, dearie*
Wrincewind: *grabs the money and tosses another soldier*
Wrincewind: there, done deal, pleasuredoingbusinesswithyougoodbye!
Muse: *grabs Dwarf's wrist*
Muse: I'm sorry.. It's rude to grab things.
Muse: I learned that as a young lad. perhaps your folks negated that bit
of your
Muse: education...
Wrincewind: *the dwarf suddenly has a large battleaxe in his hand*
Lexxors: *catches it and nods, backing up slowly*
Wrincewind: *really. large. about one and a half times the size of
himself*
Masterweaver: *Feldspar sighs*
Muse: hmm... I'd look down.
Wrincewind: i said. it was a /pleasure/ doing business with you.
Masterweaver: 'Dis is not Koom valley.'
Muse: at the crossbow pointed at your stomach.
Muse: Sir.
Lexxors: *spies the battleaxe and gasps, stepping behind Feldspar*
Drakel: *piskc up Jak and begins walking away*
Masterweaver: 'Dis is ankh-morepork.'
Wrincewind: *the dwarf laughs slightly*
Masterweaver: 'Wes leaving.'
Drakel: There Is No Need For Violence Mister Jak We Will Move On
Wrincewind: platemail armour. pleasure doing business with you, now
get outtta here!
Masterweaver: *Mimics Mr Pump with Lexi*
Masterweaver: *Follows Mr Pump*
Muse: *releases dwarf* good day, sir.
Muse: *follows*
Masterweaver: [Hold it.]
Muse: ((what?
Muse: ))
Masterweaver: Who's carrying who?]
Lexxors: Eee! *squeals loudly for a moment before curling up in
Fledspar's arms*
Masterweaver: [Okay, that's one.]
Masterweaver: [I thought...]
Masterweaver: [Didn't Pump pick up Jak?]
Drakel: *looks at his hand in confusion... then sets the dwarf down*
Muse: ((yeah, I missed it..))
Drakel: *and picks up Jak and begins walking away*
Lexxors: gesture.
Wrincewind: [you're all out of the shop and some way away.]
Wrincewind: [headed towards the Palace, coincidentally.]
Muse: ((good.))
Lexxors: *guys
Muse: yes?
Masterweaver: *Feldspar clears his throat*
Masterweaver: 'We need a place to stay da night.'
Lexxors: [Correcting my spelling error, Muse. =P]
Muse: ((oh, ignore it, then))
Muse: good point, Feldspar...
Lexxors: *staying silent for the moment, slipping the little soldier into
my pouch*
Muse: *turns to Mr.Pump* erm... Could I walk now
Muse: ?
Drakel: I Am Fairly Certain That You Could
Masterweaver: *Puts down Lexi*
Wrincewind: *audiable even among the muted roar of the traders
behind you...
Muse: ... yes, but would you put me down? that's what I'm getting at.
Masterweaver: 'I tink he wants to be put down.'
Wrincewind: sounds of scuffling combat can be heard down a nearby
alleyway*
Masterweaver: *Diliberatly ignores sounds of combat*
Lexxors: Thank you sir... *turns head to the sound of combat*
Lexxors: Meh?
Masterweaver: 'Ignore da fight.'
Muse: *tries to ignore, but still looks that way*
Drakel: *sets down Jak on the ground*
Muse: what is going on down there?
Drakel: *begins walking towards the sounds silently*
Lexxors: Oh... *nods quickly, rubbing my arms*
Drakel: ...*well as siletntly as a 1 ton golem can walk*
Masterweaver: 'Mr Pump, what kind of troll are you/ Sedimentary?
Muse: *checks crossbow. yup. it's loaded*
Wrincewind: [which is terrifyingly quietly.]
Muse: erm... he's a golem, buddy..
Masterweaver: 'Ah.'
MissyZoe: 'GIVE ME BACK MY BAG!!!' *Is heard XP*
Lexxors: *paces*
Drakel: {I Know X3}
Masterweaver: 'Dat miss zoe!'
Masterweaver: *Runs into the combat*
Muse: O.o... *dashes off, towards fight*
Drakel: *walks deeper into the alley stopping the other from getting
past*
Masterweaver: *Lexi is alone on a strange street*
Wrincewind: *as you run into shirt alley, you see Missy fighting 2
robbers*
Lexxors: *looks around* o-o *sits on the ground where she stood*
Wrincewind: *you can tell they're robbers by the striped glothes, the
masks, and ...
Wrincewind: the bags labelled 'swag'*
Muse: *slides between Pump's legs*
Lexxors: *hugs my knees*
Masterweaver: *Stops*
Masterweaver: *looks back at Lexi*
Drakel: *sneaks up and stands behind the robbers* May I Ask What
You Are Doing
Drakel: To Miss Zoe?
Wrincewind: *one robber pulls from the struggle to scowl at the golem*
Masterweaver: 'Miss Magic?'
Masterweaver: 'Come on!'
MissyZoe: *To the theif* I promise you want to give that back!
Wrincewind: theives guild, golem. we're jus' goin about our bisness.
Muse: ... you WANT to give it back.
Drakel: Oh In That Case *turns around and walks back the way he
came*
Wrincewind: we're under quota, so let's hurry this up shall we?
Muse: it's in your best interest.
Wrincewind: *the theif opens the bag... and slowly turns pale* oh god...
Lexxors: *scoots slowly towards Feldspar, then stands and walks over*
Drakel: *stands on the street beside the wizard*
MissyZoe: *Starts to growl at the theif* You don't want to look in
there...
Muse: bub... are you gonna give the bit... girl her bag back?
Masterweaver: [I say, a female wisard?]
Wrincewind: ... you can have... this... back, miz... *proffers the bag with
a shaking arm*
Masterweaver: [Huzzah!]
Lexxors: [Indeed? o-o]
Wrincewind: *the other thief is behind muse, slitting his purse*
Muse: *jabs elbow into thief's face*
Lexxors: I... uh... *squeaks* Robbers!
Masterweaver: [Hahaha!]
Muse: back off, chuck.
Wrincewind: *falls ver backward* oi! no need for that!
Drakel: *stands at the entrance to the alley*
Masterweaver: 'Dey say dey wit ta thive's guild.'
Wrincewind: *he holds up an official looking card* thieves guild! yeah!
Wrincewind: now come on, you know the drill, right?
Muse: no need to divest me of my worldly goods, either.
Wrincewind: i only need another ten dollars for the day to make me
quota...
Lexxors: *shivers behinds Feldspar* Eep!
Masterweaver: 'Mr Pump, wat is da thieve's guild?'
Wrincewind: [thief's guild is legal here, by the way.]
Drakel: A Guild Of Thieves
Muse: ((I know))
Wrincewind: [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ankh
-Morpork_Thieves%27_Guild ]
Muse: *grabs card, examines*
Masterweaver: 'Ah.'
MissyZoe: *Is finally upset enough* Give. It. BACK!! *Tackles the theif
with her bag*
Muse: so you are...
Muse: *hands card back* a bit sloppy, though...
Masterweaver: 'Wat dat mean?'
MissyZoe: *She changes into a werewolf mid tackle*
Muse: *looks at first thief* told ya...
Wrincewind: *still holding out the bag*
HereYouGoDon'tHurtMePleaseMiss!
Lexxors: *barely watching the fight, various stones on the ground
poofing into weeds*
Wrincewind: *Second thief looks embarrassed* it's our first day...
MissyZoe: *Growls at the theif*
Drakel: Here *holds out arm and clotheslines a passerby*
Muse: eh?
Wrincewind: Second thief: oh... erm... thank you, sir. *he grabs the
citizen's bag...
Wrincewind: pulls out ten dollars, scribbles him a reciept, slips it in the
bag, and gives
Wrincewind: the bag back^
Drakel: *looks at the thieves* You Can Carry Out Your Business With
Him *points
Drakel: at the unconcious form on the ground*
Wrincewind: [already did it drake. =P]
MissyZoe: *Grabs the bag in her mouth and growls one last time*
Muse: *goes to zoe* are you gonna be OK?
Drakel: {oops didnt notice}}
MissyZoe: [I'm kind of a werewolf at the moment]
Masterweaver: *Feldspar nods*
Muse: *begins collecting Zoe's clothing for her*
Muse: ((I know, it bothers me not))
MissyZoe: [Oh, okay then]
Masterweaver: 'I still tink we need a room for da night.'
Masterweaver: 'Can dis dog find us a room?'
Lexxors: *fiddles silently with a newly turned weed*
Masterweaver: *Feldspar has never met a werewolf before*
Muse: ermm... that's Miss Zoe.
Masterweaver: 'And?'
Muse: ... she's just as new in the city as you or I.
Drakel: *walks out and stops in front of a passerby* Sir Would You Be
Kind Enough
Drakel: To Lead Us To The Nearest Inn?
MissyZoe: *Wags tail at Feldspar and begins troting out of the alley*
Muse: *follows, carrying her clothes*
Masterweaver: *Feldspar thinks quickly!*
Muse: ((unusual, that..))
Wrincewind: *it soon becomes obvious that she is headed towards a
suprisingly quiet tavern*
Masterweaver: 'Dose girl close are for Jak's Sis.'
Muse: ... ermm, no, they're Miss Zoe's.
Masterweaver: 'If peoples ask, dy for you sis.'
MissyZoe: *Trots cassually with the bag in her mouth and leads them to
The Trolls Head*
Muse: oh, OK, that works.
Masterweaver: *Taps side of nose*
Lexxors: *stands and silently follows the group*
Muse: *winks at Feldspar*
Masterweaver: *Looks up*
MissyZoe: *Sits by the door, waiting for someone to open it*
Masterweaver: 'Hello troll!'
Wrincewind: *the troll's head over the bar is merely wooden*
Muse: so... this is an inn... *opens door, enters*
Drakel: *walks -THROUGH- the door*
Muse: ((too late))
Drakel: (dang it.. v.v)
Lexxors: Erm... *peeks inside the door for the inn*
MissyZoe: *Follows behind them*
Wrincewind: *a few drunk locals look up from their drinks briefly.*
Masterweaver: *Walks in*
Wrincewind: *the barman grins toothlesly at the adventurers* aah! i
take it ye be wanting...
Drakel: *walks in glancing around*
Wrincewind: a drink? a room? or something to eat?
Lexxors: *follows in a few feet behind everyone else and shuts the door
behind us*
Muse: *approaches barman* hello, do you have any Apple Scumble, sir?
Masterweaver: 'Dis da place for a room, den?'
Muse: ((that's the right stuff right? real powerful?))
Masterweaver: 'Wes all need a room.'
Wrincewind: [that's the stuff. though the rumours about corpes adding
'body' are all lies.]
Masterweaver: 'Evens da dog.'
Muse: or.. well, one each, I suppose...
Wrincewind: all right, rooms are fifty dollars a night.
Wrincewind: it's a bit small for a troll, but the stables are warm, and
thirty dollars less.
Lexxors: *gasps at the price and stares at my pouch of money*
Drakel: I Will Stay Outside
Muse: *to lexi* I'll help you, young'un
Muse: what've you got?
Masterweaver: 'Is tere anyting cheaper?'
Masterweaver: 'Like a job?'
Wrincewind: as i said, stable's only twenty dollars a night...
Lexxors: I'll... sleep outside... I don't want to be a burden...
Wrincewind: well, i've been needing a bouncer in here....
MissyZoe: *Rubs her flank ageinst Lexi and doggy grins at her*
Lexxors: *digs through my pouch, pulling out 20 dollars* Here you are,
sir...
Muse: *squats, to converse with Zoe* would you be able to share a
room with the young
MissyZoe: *Nods*
Lexxors: *squeaks and looks down at the dog*
Muse: wizard tonight, to help her?
Lexxors: No, no, really, I don't want to impose...
Masterweaver: *Thinks*
Muse: *to Lexi* She's harmless, I'm sure...
Wrincewind: [you can probably all fit in two rooms, or the stables. that's
a hundred ...
Wrincewind: dollars, or 20]
MissyZoe: *Toung lols out and pants*
Masterweaver: 'I was tinking more likes a waiter or somtin.'
Lexxors: Which way to the stables, sir? *rubbing my arms nervously*
Drakel: I Can Work As A Bouncer For You Sir, I Have No Need To Sleep
Wrincewind: stables? that door there, by the cellars. *jabs a thumb
behind him*
Wrincewind: mm... if you'll promise not to break glasses, i'll give ya a
job.
Muse: No, my dear young one, Miss Zoe has been gracious enough to
share a room with yo
Muse: you*
Wrincewind: 2 dollars an hour, plus room. sound good?
Muse: It'll be much more comfortable.
Lexxors: *sighs* But I... really don't want to be a bother...
Muse: *to zoe* will she?
MissyZoe: *Snorts and shakes head*
Muse: there you have it.
Lexxors: *sighs* If you say so...
Masterweaver: 'Yes.'
Drakel: Mister Barman You Said You Were In Need For A Bouncer?
MissyZoe: *Digs in her bag with her muzzle and pulls out thirty dollars*
Lexxors: No no, we'll split it evenly...
MissyZoe: *Takes away five then*
Lexxors: *pulls out another 5 and hands it over*
MissyZoe: *Hands it to Lexi*
Wrincewind: yes, at 2 dollars an hour.
Masterweaver: *Goes over to nearest table*
Wrincewind: plus room, sound good?
Masterweaver: 'Hello, sir, what you want to drink?'
Lexxors: *gives Zoe's money up*
Drakel: It Is Good
MissyZoe: *Closes her bag with her mouth real fast and then wags her
tail*
Drakel: *goes and stands wherever the bouncer stands*
Muse: I'll have a mug of Apple Scumble, if you have any.
Wrincewind: a... mug?
Muse: erm... yes, why?
Lexxors: *seats myself at the bar, fiddling with my pouch*
Drakel: *looks as suprised as a golem can at Jaks question*
Masterweaver: *The diner Feldspar has chosen is not responding*
Wrincewind: oookay... *very carefully, he pours a small container out
into a mug*
Wrincewind: *it hisses and pops, the roof above begins to crinkle*
Wrincewind: *... the customer appears to be asleep. or possibly dead,
it's impossible to say
Muse: *hands over money, and chugs* Whoo! powerful stuff....
Masterweaver: *Feldspar lightly taps the diner*
Lexxors: *hums to myself, legs swinging back and forth*
Masterweaver: [Hmmm... Intoxicated Jak, plus werewolf and wizard...]
Muse: *coughs, clears throat, blows smoke from mouth* oh, that's
good.
Drakel: I Am Suprised You Are Alive
Muse: ((Naww, I have a high tolerance. ))
Muse: ahh, puts hair on your chest.
Masterweaver: [Nobody has that high a tolerance!]
MissyZoe: *Barks at Jak, asking for her clothes back*
Wrincewind: [really, that caused an immortal some trouble in the past.]
Muse: ((I gotta seeecreeetttt!!!))
Wrincewind: [give it a minute, you'll be flat out. =P]
Muse: Hmm? oh, OK. *hands Zoe her clothes*
Wrincewind: [also, it's about time for me to go...
Wrincewind: ]
Masterweaver: *The clothes flop over zoe's head.*
Lexxors: *feeling a bit exhausted, lays my head on the bar and watches
the scene before
Drakel: I Knew A Golem Who Accidentaly Swallowed Some, It Blew A
Hole In His Chest
Lexxors: me*
Drakel: The Size Of My Fist
Masterweaver: *Jak is drunk*
Muse: ((I've practiced.. like Wesley in Princess Bride, with the Iocane))
Masterweaver: *Or not...*
Muse: ((Great film....))
Masterweaver: [Whatever.]
Masterweaver: *Feldspar shrugs*
Lexxors: *yawns and shuts my eyes*
Masterweaver: 'Dis guy is dead, I tink.'
Muse: *shakes head, vigorously* That's all for me, tonight. don't wanna
go overboard.
Drakel: Probably....
MissyZoe: *Takes her clothes and pads to a back room to change*
Masterweaver: *Picks up dead guy*
Muse: *wanders over to guy, sniffs* noe, just dead drunk.
Masterweaver: 'Oh.'
Lexxors: *snores lightly, passed out*
Masterweaver: *Hands drunk to Mr, Pump*
Masterweaver: 'Youse da bouncer.'
MissyZoe: *Walks back into the room, fully dressed and human*
Muse: *gently picks Lexi up, takes her to her/Zoe's room*
Muse: *returns*
Wrincewind: [so, can we get this to a point where we can call it a
night?]
Drakel: *tosses the drunk at the door... forgetting the door was closed*
MissyZoe: [I suppose]
Drakel: ~krunch~!
Lexxors: *jolts awake at Jak's touch, turning a hanging picture into a
flowerpot and
Masterweaver: [Let's assume they all go to bed.]
Muse: *to Zoe* ahh, good to see you back., order one up, and I'll pay
for it
Lexxors: having it fall to the ground*
MissyZoe: [Hold on, I gots a question for Jak]
Muse: sorry... *puts Lexi down*
Masterweaver: *Nods at Zoe*
Muse: ((ok, what?))
Wrincewind: [yes, i'm trying to get you to bed. =P]
Masterweaver: 'Zoe, good to see youse.'
Muse: ((XDD))
MissyZoe: f?
Masterweaver: 'Wese payed for your room.'
Lexxors: *scampers up to the room, jumps on the bed, and hides my
sleep head in
Lexxors: embarrassment*
Lexxors: [*sleepy]
Masterweaver: *Turns to innkeeper*
Masterweaver: 'Cans I call it a night?'
Wrincewind: sure, if you must. here's a dollar.
Wrincewind: *flicks a coun across to the troll*
Masterweaver: *Squints*
Drakel: I Will Remain Here
Muse: So, Zoe, what's a pretty wolf like yourself doing coming to a grimy
city like
Muse: this?
Masterweaver: 'You said two dollars.'
Drakel: He Said Two Dollars For An Hour
Drakel: It Has Not Been An Hour Yet Mister Feldspar
Masterweaver: 'Ah.'
Masterweaver: *Takes coin*
Masterweaver: *Goes out to stables*
Masterweaver: *Sleeps*
Lexxors: *slowly drifts off to sleep in the quiet room*
MissyZoe: f?
Masterweaver: [Lessee, that leaves Jak and zoe...
Masterweaver: ]
Wrincewind: ir's been half an hour.
Masterweaver: [Go to bed you two!]
Wrincewind: too slow.
MissyZoe: [Having posting troubles... Sorry]
Muse: ((we'll be asleep soon... Bribble keeps eating her words))
Wrincewind: [ah, we can keave 'em talking as long as it gets added to
the RP]
Wrincewind: speaking of which, who wants a copy?
MissyZoe: lf?
Wrincewind: ][
Muse: ((I do!))
Masterweaver: We all do!
MissyZoe: f?
Lexxors: [Me too, I guess...]
Wrincewind: [we only get F.]
Muse: ((yeah, give it to me, I'll put it in.
Muse: ))
MissyZoe: D:
MissyZoe: [I'm asking how Jak knew I was a werewolf]
Muse: ((I'll just pretend you did.))
Wrincewind: [... by the fact you turned into a wolf? 0o]
MissyZoe: [He knew before hand. XP]
Muse: ((No, I almost called he a bitch before she changed))
Wrincewind: [you shrugged off a head wound?]
MissyZoe: [He almost called me a b*tch]
MissyZoe: [See? XD]
Wrincewind: [bah, i thought he was just being polite.]
Muse: well, let's just say I'll have to shave a bit more tomorrow
morning...
Muse: ((nope. female wolf))
Muse: see, I'm a Werewolf, too. I just can't change.
MissyZoe: Huh... Oh! I smell it now...
Muse: it's .. well, it's hard to explain.
Wrincewind: [a yennork. =P]
MissyZoe: Okay, that makes sense.
Muse: yeah... well, Time for me to head up to bed, may I escort you to
your room?
MissyZoe: [Yeeeah]
MissyZoe: If you'd like...
Muse: *extends arm for Zoe*
Wrincewind: [so, to do this again... same time next week? friday?]
Masterweaver: 8Feldspar's snores shake the establishment*
Muse: ((If possible, sure.))
MissyZoe: *Takes his arm and walk up to her room*
Masterweaver: [Sure!]
MissyZoe: [I can be here friday]
Drakel: ((bbl dinner)
MissyZoe: [Okay Drake]
Lexxors: [Yeah, but someone will need to remind me o-o]
Wrincewind: [right then. same start time, friday. i guess.]
Muse: *leaves here at her door, and heads to his own room* hmm...
pretty tail...
Masterweaver: [This or next?]
Wrincewind: [someone will have to remind me, i think... i'm really terrible
at remembering.]
Muse: *sleep*
MissyZoe: [I'll just get on at four my time]
Wrincewind: [this friday]
MissyZoe: *Enters her room to sleep*
Muse: ((I'll try to remember. I'll PM myself.))
MissyZoe: [Jerk!!XP]
Masterweaver: [You shall never forget in my prescence!]
Muse: ((whaaaaat? It's a compliment....))
Lexxors: *is taking up most of the bed, sprawled out*
MissyZoe: [I don't take compliments well. XP]
MissyZoe: *Curls up at the end of the bed*
Muse: ((apparently. that was supposed to be muttered to myself,
though.))
Masterweaver: [You know, technically he saw you naked.]
Wrincewind: [okay, that's a wrap. i'll... eh... send it to drake for now.
=P]
Masterweaver: [Werewolf joke.]
MissyZoe: [I have good hearing... :/]
Muse: ((fine...))
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